Hidden Asteroid
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newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina
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queenmegmasters:


“Who has never killed an hour?”

— Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves
queenmegmasters:


“Who has never killed an hour?”

— Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves
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politedoge:

you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
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fake-mermaid:

i made this status in 2010 and didn’t even spell the god damn website name correctly, fucking TUBLR GOODBYE
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supermoclel:

straight boys continue to amaze me